Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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