It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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