Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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