I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he told me I talked like a deaf person
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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