I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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