gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
