we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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