I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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