? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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