i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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