Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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