Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
