dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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