So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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