she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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