You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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