she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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