I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i think im in europe. pls send help
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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