i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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