My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I currently don't understand fingers.
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