what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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