kristin has been a bad kristin
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.