At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.