Pappa wants mamma naked
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You should frame my arrest warrant.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?