I must be too annoying 4 u.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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