i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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