just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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