I think I died a long time ago.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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