I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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