At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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