Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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