I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I love you. Go after that dick
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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