Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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