My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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