Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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