so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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