i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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