why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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