This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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