Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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