so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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