shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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