Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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