I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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