We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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