Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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