I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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