just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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