Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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