: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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