Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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