He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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