Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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