"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He passed out mid-signature
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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