Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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