TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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