the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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