But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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